The Yellow House Diaries

The whos, whats, wheres, whens, whys, and hows of the last few months here in the yellow house. Well, technically it's tan now, but it was yellow at one time.

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Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States

Taking it all in. Writing it all down.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Construction on the Yellow House

To: Bob Lund
From: Your pissed off tenants

Thanks, Bob, for restarting construction on the attic and inconveniencing us during our last few months in your property. We have several problems with this act.
  • Not only can AJ not study for his exam he needs to take, but he can't sleep until 3 like he should be able to on his summer vacation.
  • Not to mention your liberal use of the driveway we are still paying for and...
  • Your audacity to ask us to move our shit for you while we are still tenants here.
  • We can't use the attic which we still pay rent for.
  • If I get that job I plan on getting and have to work on 3rd shift, i.e. sleep during the day, you will not be allowed to continue work on the property I plan on sleeping in undisturbed, like I should be able to.
  • We shouldn't have to pay rent, you asshole.
  • Take your life, Bob, right after taking the lives of all those fuckers that work on our abode.

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